Archive for May, 2011

Ninja Strippers™

Friday, May 6th, 2011

Here is a log entry I started a long time ago (over 2 years), but never finished… until now!

So I have had a million dollar idea – Ninja Strippers™. 

Ninjas, along with Zombies, Pirates, and Dental Hygenists are very popular right now.  I believe the market is perfect for this right now and it is just waiting for someone bold enough to step up and do it. 

There are many advantages to having a Ninja Stripper™ over a traditional, non-Ninja Stripper™ .

  1. You don’t have to let them in.  The last thing anybody wants to do is have to get up and let the stripper in.  You are paying good money for this service, so why can’t the stripper let his/herself in?  With a Ninja Stipper™, the ninja can use stealth and cunning to inflitrate the premises without you having to lift a finger!  In fact, if you do have to lift a finger, the Ninja Stripper™ is honor bound to commit sepuku (dishonorable suicide) and give you a full refund.
  2. Ninjas tend to wear black anyway.  Everybody knows that sexy clothing is black.  It requires no extra effort by the Ninja Stripper™ to be extra sexy.
  3. Cheap.  Because of their grace, quickness, heightened sexual magnetism, and ninja level endurance, Ninja Strippers™ can fulfill more appointments than a normal stripper.  This quanity mixed with quality leads to low prices without sacrificing the happiness of the client.  Plus, you can save those singles for the dollar store, since Ninja Strippers™ move to fast to tip.
  4. No evidence.  Heck, you could pass a lie detector, because if you actually see the ninja, they will have to kill you.  And they can’t leave any sign they have been there.  No more awkward “Whose G-string is this?”  moments. 
  5. You won’t compromise any morals. No need to feel guilty.  It’s not like you saw anything you haven’t already seen… in fact, you won’t see anything at all! (Hopefully, because if you do, the ninjas will have to kill you.)
  6. Surprise factor.  No one will see it coming… or even know it happened!

With a Ninja Stripper™ you will have the satisfaction of knowing that a ninja was there and took their clothes off. 

If you would like to hire a Ninja Stripper™, just give me money, and I will arrange the whole thing.  Note: Due to the nature of ninjas, there is a no refund policy, and if you are not satisfied, well… let’s just say if you want to wake up in the morning, you will not WANT to be disappointed.

As an added bonus, if you hire a Ninja Stripper™, you will automatically get Surprise Ninja Attack™ protection.  Guarunteed to protect you from a  Surprise Ninja Attack™, our you’ll be dead!